451
Attention, the Metropolis
Museum of Natural History...
452
...will be closing in 10 minutes.
We hope that you've...
453
Sir, we're closing in 10 minutes.
454
We only need five.
455
You're done, the museum's closed.
Thank you.
456
Are you all right, miss?
457
- My heart. I... I...
- I'm sorry?
458
I have a palpitation,
a heart palpitation. And a murmur1.
459
Please, take me to the hospital.
460
Take me to the hospital.
461
Just hold on tight.
462
Bingo.
463
- There you are, ma'am.
- My heart.
464
My palpitations, they're gone.
What did you do?
465
I didn't do anything.
466
Call me Katherine.
467
Katherine. I'm glad you're feeling better.
468
- You have places to go, people to save?
- Yes.
469
Would you like to get
a cup of coffee sometime?
470
- I know that's forward. Or a drink?
- Good night.
471
Good night.
472
It's like this on every channel.
473
He was in Manila at 10:55 P.M.
and then spotted2...
474
- Hey, Kent, chief wants to see you.
- Oh, thanks.
475
But as this security footage
from a simple deli robbery proves...
476
...there's really no feat3 too big
or too small for the Man of Steel.
477
Reports are flooding in from Metropolis,
Houston, Gotham and as far...
478
Satellites have proven
most ineffective at tracking him.
479
He might literally4 be moving
near the speed of light.
480
- Our map is illuminated5 with sightings...
- Kent!
481
- The chief is waiting.
...on every continent, giving citizens...
482
These are iconic, and they were taken
by a 12-year-old with a camera phone.
483
- What do you got, Olsen?
- I got those.
484
- Look, in the sky, chief.
- It's a bird.
485
- It's a plane.
- No, look, it's...
486
You wanted to see me?
487
Yeah, Kent, come on in. Sit down.
488
I wanna talk a little strategy. Okay.
489
First off, Lois, I don't understand
what you're doing...
490
...sneaking6 around covering the blackout.
- It wasn't just a blackout.
491
Cellphones, pagers,
automobiles, airplane...
492
Every other paper in town
has got a female reporter...
493
...a good-looking female reporter,
stashed on the roof covering Superman.
494
- And you two are the ones with history.
- Chief, I've done Superman.
495
Covered him. You know what I mean.
496
Yeah, that makes you an expert.
Do him again.
497
- There are a dozen other stories out there.
- Yeah? Name one.
498
Well, there was a museum robbery
last night.
499
Even Superman missed that one.
He was too busy saving this hooker.
500
Why don't you guys
track down Lex Luthor?
